Scare Tactics

This past school year I have become really good at scaring my roommate.  Whether it is hiding behind the couch, sneaking under her covers or jumping out when she comes out of the bathroom, I never seem to fail.  However, while anticipating the attack, I cannot keep a poker face.  My face looks like this while I wait,

My whole body is usually shaking with laughter by the time my roommate is in position.  Yet, I still seem to scare her silly every time.  Some may think that I am the worst roommate of all time.  If you lived in our apartment, you would soon realize that it is a funny site to see.  So I love scaring people...I don't consider that a bad thing :)  But, I must admit, I can't claim all my tricks as my own.  Where do I get my inspiration? Elle Degeneres, duh.  She is the queen of pranks.  Almost every person who has been on her show has been frightened at some point.  My favorite prank was when she scared Taylor Swift.  Ellen hid in the bathroom and jumped out and screamed when T Swift walked in. Classic.  Take a look.

Pure genius.  Someday, that will be me....oh, wait I already do that.  My poor roommate.  I always think that she will try and get me back.  It has yet to happen.  Until then, my spooking spree will continue :)